How To Products For Health, Well Being, Success, Tinnitus Relief, music. Complete Affiliate Toolbox Provided! Paul Tobey’s How To Products. -

Sailor Martin, a tattooed and pierced ventriloquist dummy, produces what sounds like his version of the scene in The Wizard of Oz when Dorothy meets the Munchkins, except, in this instance, he has been shipwrecked, eaten some potentially poisonous bark, and may be hallucinating. The song is recorded over an mp3 of a Tatar song called Kuk Kugercin, recording date and original artists unknown. The song was made by recording new lyrics into a Casio Exilim camera on digital video mode, exporting the sound as a WAV file, editing the WAV file in Audacity, then combining the new lyrics with the original Tatar recording in Garage Band. SAILOR MARTIN’S SHIPWRECKED SONG LYRICS: I’m sailor Martin I come from the ocean I was in a shipwreck On a nearby shore I have been starving I tried to eat a sea shell I drank up my own urine And tried to kill a parrot I tried to eat some tree bark It made mt stomach sore Won’t you please help me I want to eat your buildings They are made of celery Can I eat some moldings Some shingles from your roof Or the hinges off your door You are all singing While I am still here starving You dance your dances While I am needing food You are so tiny I’m so hungry I could eat you Pop you in my mouth Swallow you with a gulp You’d be in my belly Would you think that that is rude? Your little costumes They are made of licorice And buttons made of gum drops I think that you are edible But maybe I’m delirious From the tree bark that I chewed

Speedy noodles
A simple track for a simple day.

This entry was posted on Thursday, May 15th, 2008 at 1:12 pm and is filed under Music News. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.